Collusion drafted 16 rookies in his last 3 drafts — 44% of his picks. RB in Round 1 every year AND a rookie addict. The most predictable owner alive.
La Flama Blanca kept Travis Kelce for ALL 8 YEARS straight — the longest single-player keeper streak in league history, tied with CMC.
Pink Taco Pluggers has NEVER drafted a QB before Round 9 in 8 years of data.
Rainbow Pride takes both a QB AND TE by Round 3-4 — the most aggressive early-position drafter.
Bearded Clams waits until Round 8+ for BOTH QB and TE — most patient owner at both positions. Keeps cheap to hoard picks.
Breece for Anal Impact has 15 RBs in rounds 1-4 over 8 drafts — heaviest RB drafter in the league.
Perennial Losers has drafted ZERO rookies in 125 picks across 8 drafts. Not one. Zero.
Jerome is the most balanced drafter in the league — almost perfectly even RB/WR split (12/13).
$Test_Tube_Daddy$ has made 28+ trades — by draft day his roster looks nothing like it did in March. The league's biggest wheeler-dealer.
My couch pulls out has 15 WRs in rounds 1-4 and ZERO TEs — the exact opposite of Chad's TE obsession.
Phildo's Dildos waits until Round 8.9 for a QB — dead last in the league. Traded away Bijan Robinson for two mid-round picks.
Alphabet Army has made only 3 trades EVER — what he drafts is what he's got. Kept Josh Allen for 5 straight years.